My dog Casey just looked me in the face and deadass said “woof I’m a human”.

If Target didn’t sell Sabritones I’d be dead right now

I spent too much money, drank too much honey, and ate too many Sabritones.

Someday, son, your hands will grow larger and Skittles will seem smaller.

-Udon soup
-Vegan jerky
-Cajun spicy boiled peanuts
~~~~(but I ain’t used toothpaste yet so I think I’m pretty straight)

Apparently I’m not invited to the company WrestleMania party because everyone is dressing u as a wrestler and they were afraid I’d show up as Goldust.

Kassem G on Valentine’s #2

Why are these fagmos so unromantic

ingrove:

progress gif because i love these kind of things

thing at: http://ingrove.tumblr.com/post/156169794030/back-at-it-again

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